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This section covers a wide selection of our favourite classic greetings. You can choose from comedy, impersonations, TV , film and business or traditional greetings. Once you have selected your favourite greeting call 3000 to purchase.


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Sunblock: Your friend is in the sea Hi! This is Gianna from Sunblock! Your friend is in the sea... Do you wanna come with us? Yes? So let a short message,…  10000  Sunblock: Your friend is in the sea
Film Trailer On a phone far far away, in a time long long ago lived a person.  Not any normal person but an evasive person.  As no…  10001  Film Trailer
Beavis and B-head
(impersonation)
BUTTHEAD - Ugghhh..Hello? Huhuhuhu. BEAVIS - Speak to it Butthead speak to it! Ask for a chick! BUTTHEAD - Shut up…  10004  Beavis and B-head
Elvis: Return to the sender
(impersonation)
Hey baby, this is the King. Don't get all shook up - leave a message and I'll make sure that it is returned to…  10005  Elvis: Return to the sender
Sunblock: We're the girls from Sunblock Hi this is Oksana. Hi this is Panilla. Hello this is Gianna and we're the girls from Sunblock. Leave us a message after…  10006  Sunblock: We're the girls from Sunblock
Rowley QC: Mumble, Mumble
(impersonation)
Hello? Mumble mumble mumble.. Cucumber.. Mumble mumble mumble mumble.. Nasty rash.. Mumble mumble mumble.. Not in..…  10008  Rowley QC: Mumble, Mumble
Rolf Harris: Walkabout
(impersonation)
G'day! Can you guess who it is yet? Well, if I do a little this... and a little that... Then you'll get the picture…  10009  Rolf Harris: Walkabout
Hannibal: Nice Chianti
(impersonation)
Hello Clarice, Doctor Lecter here. You know someone once tried to call me before... I ate his liver with some fava…  10010  Hannibal: Nice Chianti
Scoobs
(impersonation)
I don't want to worry you Scoob - but the place is deserted - deserted! Even that friendly old janitor hasn't come to…  10011  Scoobs
Sexual You've called the Psychiatrists helpline leave you name number and sexual fantasies after the tone and someone will get…  10012  Sexual


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